Trying out the new blogger....
Monday, May 10, 2004
Friday, May 07, 2004
This is kind of a random thought but I am on a flight from SF to Miami on Delta and what else am I suppose to have?!? Anyway, I was watching the safety video at the beginning of the flight and they showed a guy inflating his life vest manually with the red tube on either side of the vest and it looked like he was giving head to a saint bernard's pink thing... Does that make me wrong?
Thursday, May 06, 2004
See that boat looking thing in the middle of the picture... That would be an open air trolly on Market Street....
Monday, May 03, 2004
Sunday night TV was insane... First off what's with the emergence of male on male blowjobs in television dramas? Male on Male blowjobs on Primetime TV has swept this country like a swell with a magintude 10.5 (more on that later)
Let's examine shall we, first off Acevada on 'The Shield' fell victim to this television trend a few weeks back after being forced into the deed and having the moment memorialized via Nokia camera phone. Then again last night on 'The Sopranos' although this time a consenual encounter we once again bore witness to a shocking male on male BJ...
I guess since America has become so preoccupied with Nipple Slippage a new front runner in the realm of sexual shock technique's has emerged...
10.5 was quality last night at least for those of us with Tivo technology. That girl from 'Eight Simple Rules about Killing John Ritter' played the annoying role of the Fibisina to a tee. What's with this girl anyway? She has a hot body but she looks a tad retarded... I mean she needs a chin tuck and she always looks stoned...
As for the movie...The guy biking away from the Space Needle collapse and the matchbox cars falling off the Golden Gate bridge were quality... Watch tonight to see the whole West Coast sink into the ocean..
UPDATE Part II of 10.5 sucked a Nayod... No big LA falling into the ocean scene.... One can dream....
Saturday, May 01, 2004
Friday, April 30, 2004
I just heard Jayson Williams was acquitted on Manslaughter charges and will serve little to no jail time for killing the limo driver...
I heard a story about Williams and a bet he made with his neighbor on whether his neighbor could drag the former basketball hack's pit bull out of Williams' house without being attacked. The neighbor easily dragged the dog out of the house by it's hind legs to win the bet... Williams' being the stable upstanding member of society that he is went upstairs got a gun and shot the dog in the head...
I think we should only allow people with a high school education or greater to sit on jurys in this county... Unbelievable....
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
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