And I thought the rectal exam I incur at the airport was a courtesy colon cancer checkup!!
But seriously this whole airline security thing is ridiculous, the people conducting these searches are a step below Best Buy employees. When I was at SFO recently on my way to Palm Springs my new Powerbook was checked for C4 explosives, which in itself is no big deal, just a random laptop screening. However the jackoff eye balling me was like, 'Wassup Playa' And I was like, 'That's not very professional.' He goes on, 'What you say' I was of course thinking, 'You are a Jackoff and I pray you don't get promoted to monitor duty.' I did however say, 'A wassup to you' I mean, I am a playa as so aptly described but this is a little much... Anyway let's just forgo all this crap and start racial profiling. If a bunch of lanky blonde norweigian looking fucks start flying planes into buildings then by all means start profiling me!!
