Thursday, July 29, 2004

Ricky Williams is a Douche Bag, Albeit a Funny Douche Bag:

"I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test," he said. "I failed a drug test because I was ready to quit football."

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

Giving Ratner a run for his money
Cardinals Fan Gets Hit Twice By Foul Ball In One Game

Fuck 4 the Forest....
Let's get our F*#K On!!!

Tuesday, July 06, 2004

This just In, John Edwards wife ate Monica Lewinsky....Edward's Wife a Beast

Today was a good day: I didn't even have to use my gold plated AK
Nothing Says Regime Change better than Saddam's Gold Plated AK. Now if we could just find those gold plated WMD's