I'm Rick James, Bitch, Now Have Sex With Charlie Murphy!!
Welcome to the China Club Chiggy Chiggy Chang Chang!!
The Darkness!!

MailBlocks.com Stole 25 dollars from me.... There customer service refuses to refund my money despite not offering functionailty they promised at signup... Don't be Fooled MailBlocks Sucks the Nayods!!!!

RIP
Phil Goldman

Kevin Smith Clowned My Cousin (Kind Of) I met Kevin Smith last night after a screening of Jersey Girl. My cousin asked him what he thought about Lucas releasing only the special edition of star wars and Kevin Smith was like I am an adult now and don't see the value in the movies as I once did. Jedi and Star Wars were weak, Empire had a good story but whatever...

My cousin almost cried... But Then Kevin got geeked out again when my cousin turned the question around and said that the new edition has Greedo shooting first. Kevin claimed Lucas was switching it back, my couins still had douche bag on him but at least was cletching a towel...

He also discussed how he is working on The Green Hornet, And then Fletch... He said that Jay has been drug free for 11 months as well....

It was pretty cool night cause there were only like 20 people in the theatre wrapping with Kevin Smith for an hour and half....

I came to the expost obviuos conclusion that sjp is not hot. However she is obvlious to how unhot she is. She tries to act unhot to compensate for her being hot (which to any cognizant outsider is solely a figment held uniquely in her own imagination) in order to make herself more palapable to the masses. Inadvertantly, this wholey unneccessary ruse only further emphasises how unhot she really is. Hopefully, for the sake of the viewing public she will not pursue her career further and Ferris Bueller will limit her time in the public eye. Unbeknownst to her, father time started punking her in the face long ago, much like Charlie Murphy did to Rick James at the China Club.

I knew you were a bunch of Sickos America!! Rock On!!
Many Americans Support TV Executions

SO my cousin came to the realization last night that Sarah Jessica Parker is Not Hot. He explained this notion as such. Sarah Jessica Parker or Kate Bradshaw (Whatever her Sex in the City name Was) Thinks she is Hot but pretends that she is Not Hot so other people that are Not Hot will accept her despite for the fact that she is really not hot. I'm sure he could explain it better so I will update this blog when he confirms....

No Whammy's, Big Bucks, Big Bucks!!!
Michael Larsen, Press Your Luck Legend

The Littlest Groom was disturbing... I got quezy a few times and I am not even a Sizest like my intolerant roomate... The show's title screen was appalling with the dimunitive bachelor bumping the 'M' in groom with his bulbous bottom.... Another scene of utter disgust was when the Loompas were learning how to line dance and the instructor said 'A little bit' in retort to a query and the editors cut her statement to say 'A little' very subvert, very FOX!!.... I can't wait for next week :-) Got a comment let me know jeff@offkilter.com.

This is a great story weeks before 'The Shield' and 'The Sopranos' Start..... BTW If you don't watch the Shield you are a Maldo!!!Pay Television Indecency

Fox Dwarf-Dating Show Sparks Mixed Emotions: "'Littlest Groom' Executive Producer Bill Paolantonio defended the program as a 'celebration of diversity.' "

If you don't know, Well Now you Know!!!

FOX to air 'The Littlest Groom' reality miniseries on February 16 & 23

Oh Yummy Yum Yum Yum......

This is going to drive you crazy!

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make
clockwise circles.

Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it!

Liar Liar Pants on Fire!!!