I came to the expost obviuos conclusion that sjp is not hot. However she is obvlious to how unhot she is. She tries to act unhot to compensate for her being hot (which to any cognizant outsider is solely a figment held uniquely in her own imagination) in order to make herself more palapable to the masses. Inadvertantly, this wholey unneccessary ruse only further emphasises how unhot she really is. Hopefully, for the sake of the viewing public she will not pursue her career further and Ferris Bueller will limit her time in the public eye. Unbeknownst to her, father time started punking her in the face long ago, much like Charlie Murphy did to Rick James at the China Club.